Not me listening to this whole thing and wondering if pandas should be the Ace mascot…
2025-09-23 19:24:56
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Tara Jo 🏳️⚧️ :
I was LOCKED IN to this story. I didn’t even watch on 2X speed. My ADHD was captivated by it. 😂
2025-10-16 17:00:15
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Green_Giraffe :
Wait…the panda stuff isn’t common knowledge? Do people know about the emu wars in Australia? My husband keeps suggesting I might be on the spectrum and now I’m starting to wonder if he was serious. I thought he was just teasing me for always needing to wear socks (I can’t walk barefoot on the floor). But I have accumulated a wealth of fun facts, and have a fixation on learning ancient textile crafts so now…damn.
2025-10-16 14:49:09
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Wobblytripod :
I am very pro "the punishment should fit the crime" but tism roasts are often just the universe dispensing karma through us.
2025-09-24 20:26:09
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inkblot_ninja :
Me and my tism being like "but WHY would she even think you were roasting her? Is this one of those insults that I'm too ND to understand or...?"
*12 seconds later*
"OH. Oh she thought you were using a metaphor or something. That's still a huge stretch but okay I guess..."
2025-09-23 22:40:43
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Simi 🐝 :
I didn’t realize how you roasted her til you explained I was just enjoying the fun facts 😭😂
2025-09-24 16:01:36
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Mallory 🇨🇦 :
When I was in grade 11 my English teacher asked for an example of dramatic irony and I said well Macbeth thinks he can’t be killed because the witch told him that “no man born of a woman” can harm him but we know that Macduff was born via c-section. He then said, no that’s not it. And I replied by saying are you confused about dramatic irony or are you unfamiliar with what a c-section is? Then he freaked out and sent me to the office. I was so confused. My mom (through hysterical laughter) told me that was a rude way to phrase the question. 🤷♀
2025-09-28 03:23:57
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DawnShy :
that's amazing
2025-10-16 03:14:17
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Thundertwonk88 :
Tism roasts are the best roasts because you know social situation 🤣🤣🤣
2025-09-23 16:18:53
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gdub22 :
My wife has a similar story, but with football. She made a man cry.
2025-09-23 15:46:58
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LeafMeAlone :
Fun fact, pandas do mate! The reason we had so much trouble with it is because females are only fertile for about three days per year, and pandas won’t mate if they don’t have privacy (humans are very nosey)
2025-09-29 00:39:16
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KOG523 :
what about koalas? can they be on the same level?. definitely pandas are the bottom of the barrel but can there be other things with it?
2025-09-23 21:54:23
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Luckie :
This is the best unintentional roast I have ever heard. 😂
2025-09-23 19:47:02
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EricHorton24 :
Yeah I definitely don't have autism I know all of those fun facts too.....
2025-09-23 22:42:01
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~Aubrey~ :
This is now my favorite unintentionally savage moment 💯😎
2025-09-23 16:39:07
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🍒Cherry_Pie🍒 🏴 :
This is now my favourite Halloween story 👌👌👌
2025-09-23 15:42:16
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Raneata :
Omg I’m so amused.
2025-09-26 22:12:36
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rainbowlord :
that was an amazing story. 100% relatable. 10/10 would love to hear another. 😁
2025-09-27 01:27:36
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The Greenest Fae :
My autism is TTRPG's and Lord of The Rings.
2025-09-28 03:39:19
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Rena :
But seriously.... why panda??
2025-09-23 17:31:57
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Derek :
Absolutely not roasting, I understood the assignment.
2025-09-27 04:11:49
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Brie's Bunny Barn :
got pulled in by the mention of Portal, stayed for the animal fun fact turned accidental roast fest.
2025-09-23 22:37:30
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Alana :
Okay but cute panda. I would rock a cute cuddly panda. Also, I would be warm and comfy in my costume. And it would have pockets for snacks. Pandas don't have pockets but I still think it fits the panda vibes
2025-09-23 21:16:03
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jellifishb :
The double meaning of “that’s cheating”
2025-09-25 15:46:25
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N7 Turk :
I was about to bring up Angler Fish until you said that. Totally spaced on that. But still. Anti-Angler Fish to the end.
2025-09-24 06:45:18
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