@imkbfool:

Tiffany :

I’m dangerous wench 😂😂

Monica :

Plus you always forgive them and I’m stuck still holding that grudge.

Em_slimshady03 :

I NEED a friend like this

Lauren :

“….at night time” 😭😂

Pam HRD :

idk why but it's killing me that you specified "at night time" 😂😂

itsKrista :

Are you a Capricorn?! 🤣

Mandyyy :

His name is Chris. I’m mad. Let’s talk.

Tracey B 💚💚 :

Not the whole refrigerator tho 😳😳

QueSarah :

artgirl0613 :

My friend didn’t want her boyfriend to know my address in case she needed a safe house?!?! This week I got the save the date for their wedding. she may have forgot all the things she told me, but I sure didn’t…..

🪻LaDonna🪻❌️ :

The "wainch" makes me laugh every time 😂😂💀

Maleficent🩵 :

No seriously. Don’t tell me if you don’t want me to do something about it. Even my kids now starts stories with “it’s been handled, everything is cool, I’m just telling you. Please don’t overreact”

turtlebecksweater :

Scorpios be like... you hate them? me too, bestie

iammommy200 :

Trash can lids, just the lids so they have to roll hot trash water every time it rains….think long game. Nobody wants to buy a set bc of lids but if they do? Do it again.

Kayla Shmala :

Just take the door off the fridge lol 😂

tone_deaf :

just take the shelves 😂

ogriv_ytterp :

A Virgo friend is a calculated, thorough , and petty friend 💪🏽💙

Tiffany Zee :

I got a dolly and a purpose, don't tell me nothing unless you mean it.

a_nic23 :

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. 😂

CloudySkyy72 :

Listen. I don’t like Luke, but can we get the stove instead of the fridge?

Jillian but actually :

take the refridgerator and leave the food out.

Erica💕 :

“At nighttime” is so hilarious to me and I can’t explain why 😂😂

Marcella Rose :

Your threat to the ice box didn’t convince me you’re dangerous. The mismatched lightbulbs on the big light though, yaaaa u dangerous.

Viking Spirit :

As a Leo: don’t tell me you’re done being mad at them either, because I’m not so easily appeased. I’ll demand payment for the emotional distress inflicted upon you.

gabbiejai8 :

The only way