@spankiejackzon: “When the Rapture came for Michael & Cheryl… I stayed. The pretty one always stays behind. So here I am, alone, sipping wine, bragging about the Mercedes I already sold for parts — after all my years of service as the Christmas tree. Survivor, indeed. 🌲🍷 PS: If you didn’t get taken either, maybe it’s because we were too fabulous to be raptured. #LeftBehindButGlam #ChristmasTreeSurvivor #SpankyEffect #ChristmasChaos*