The Onion
Region: US
Monday 29 September 2025 17:00:00 GMT
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justinthomas7005 :
Genuinely why I love the onion I watched this whole thing and I was like damn they really just being honest about it
2025-09-29 17:55:55
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Betty 💕 :
Wait, does that mean they’ll finally start treating us like actual humans instead of luggage with WiFi? 😂✈
2025-09-29 17:02:59
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Whats_up_Dicks :
Not what I expected "goes both ways" to be
2025-09-29 18:56:10
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JFlozilla :
P
2025-09-29 20:38:25
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Russell Hoisington :
Now we have to pay for bags and have assigned seats. Guess we're not so loyal anymore
2025-10-02 09:42:10
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Milkyolk ᖭི༏ᖫྀ :
This is actually such a welcome to nightvale type bit
2025-09-29 21:05:21
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W8SFORJAKE :
You can count on my Kelly
2025-09-29 17:56:22
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Pete from Malört & Savior :
This ad campaign would actually work though
2025-09-29 18:46:52
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EddyTV :
First 🔥🔥🔥
2025-09-29 17:04:04
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catnailenda :
now you listen to us✋🏽
2025-09-29 20:59:45
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Allofthewiggles :
I love waking up in the morning and playing the "Is this the Onion or real-life game"
2025-09-30 15:08:52
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Water :
This is so good
2025-09-29 17:13:24
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WarWeasel :
Is this why they got rid of free checked bags?? Who didn’t pitch in?! I drove Pilot Johnson’s kid to softball practice! What did you do?
2025-10-02 18:46:37
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StandUpStayDown :
After the coldplay incident I would believe this was real 🤣
2025-09-30 00:07:55
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ChristoFirst :
I’m worried about your marriage, Gary, but okay 👍
2025-10-02 00:45:39
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dimagass3 :
I'll help her move fr😩
2025-09-30 00:52:35
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RobJ :
it sucks cause I could see this happening
2025-09-29 22:28:08
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Penguin bellyflop :
You guys got me again! 👏🏻 well done!
2025-09-30 05:03:05
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Kara V. :
My life got better when The Onion joined TikTok and this is why
2025-09-30 03:30:51
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stocky98 :
I think I'd vouch for a stand up guy like Gary Kelly he was with me last weekend actually
2025-10-10 23:26:53
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Philip :
I had this on my 2025 bingo card! 🤣🤣🤣
2025-09-29 17:12:54
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Dawn of the Diabolical Gemini :
Ha😂
2025-09-30 00:16:21
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sly 🆘🇺🇲 :
apmost bit the onion on this one.
2025-09-29 17:05:56
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#Kim KIMBERLY :
😁😁😁
2025-10-31 00:09:08
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💉 :
💔💔💔
2025-10-02 21:56:19
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