@tylerstevenson._: Periods are the only non violent blood be one with the fruit punch kool aid

Dumptruck :

"straight braille morse code on the bean" had me immediately pausing and wheezing

iliany_lany :

Every single sentence was brand new, never heard before

Big Shoots :

Living in Canada and going to school with hockey players allows you to be fully equipped to understand every thing you just said.

logan :

yeah unfortunately i understood every word u said

yourfancybabushkaaa :

Frat guy in his philosophy lecture

🌞ele :

I know a word limit hates to see you coming 😭

Danielle 💙📚🏃🏻‍♀️ :

My face the whole time

azaria :

Not even a psychic could predict what you were going to say next.

PodWh0re :

The profile says Arizona but the speech says Ontario hockey boy

veryfarawayhorse :

took a full 10 sec to realize you were speaking english

Mak :

I didn’t realize you meant your own iron deficiency I thought you were telling me how to fix my own 😭 beautiful story tho

Quin :

I got hemochromatosis gang

jacecw :

I hate that I understood all of this🤙🏽

Beezy :

I hate that I, a 36 year old woman, understood all of that.

daph :

Did this dude just say drinking period blood cured his iron deficiency…

M1styG1sh :

Nobody knows what it means. It’s provocative. It gets the people going.

Missi 🍉🇱🇧 :

“Straight Morse code on the bean” I am deceased 💀

Cass :

I’m the first in my bloodline to hear the phrase "straight braille morse code on the bean" 😭

owen :

The Socrates of ASU

danae monroe :

I need to know if you were a hockey kid.

StarBrigade :

every sentence I get more excited for the next one

liliyaluvsya :

You have a mastery over creative and evocative speech that nobody else on earth has

Bella Killz :

brook c :

I can never tell if these stories are true

Freddie fakeman :

Hear what you are saying ❌ understand what you mean ✅