@aaronparnas1: 9/29

Kasey :

im about to sue this timeline.

Kat Buckingham :

this is why the onion is having a hard time

ChocoTaco :

Nick Perkins :

October Libra 🆘🇺🇸💙💜 :

I want this lawsuit to proceed. Imagine Trump having to prove he won

6-philys :

We can sue Trump ? 😂

CoinCascade :

Wait. Let him cook. This could end with a really funny outcome.

Stataria :

Jessica :

caitymichael :

Maybe we should give him a chance?

Lizard :

You left out the part how he's asking 40 trillion

ShuggaMama🍬 :

Unmn. no Kamala is the actual president

windycityliz :

The way shit is going, I'm ready to hear him out.

The lil Monkey :

If I was the judge I would 100% let this play out. I wanna hear the arguments 😂

xoheyhey :

“Yes, this is a real story”

Watson 🇨🇦 :

It’s near impossible to tell the difference between real headlines from the US right now and the onion

🍂𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐧🍂 :

I have a genuine question for people who don't *garden*.... how are you surviving this timeline? cause this is the only way I know how lol

Jac Marie (TV) :

Oddly, I do not want this dismissed. I want this in TV for the lols.

Arrow :

SNL and South Park is going to have material for DECADES 🤣🤣

🌙tkat✨️ :

Lmaoooo is this real life?? Trump pardons him, so he comes for the presidency 😂😂😂😂

Whatinclaynation :

Haha trumps not going to like this will he try to unpardon him?

🖤🖤🖤 :

Sunshine :

honestly he might do a better job than Trump

InigoMontoya12 :

Wait, the shaman isn’t the president?

steph Taylor :

we should ALL sue that we are the rightful president..