@blackpurist: ngl y'all she really broke my heart frfr but I'm not gonna let her lie on my name so I the Archmagus will expose myself before the Drow Princess can come onto the Zone of Tea app to expose me. #blackpurist #wizard #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #wizardposting

GTC :

Brother is just another me

Oathbreaker Cary :

On the gods above and devils below, you did NOT have to do this

tkphantom97 :

Normal Azeem: A freaked out nerd but Otherwise harmless and funny guy Wizard Azeem: A walking and talking affront to magic and mankind who's shaped like a person. Naruto would lose faith in this man

AV Vinesatu🚦 :

me trying to find the plot

MetalSonic :

Not even a zone of truth spell couldn’t get me to say any of this

Tamasi :

not you listing all you kinks and crimes😂

Frederick Sparks :

Zero Pressure BTW

Tallher :

ah the Hamilton Maneuver. Classic move

aaNedyah :

respect

Tanner :

Folded without a zone of truth in sight😳

Nyx_Acerzombie :

We could of just been left out of this man!!

Sleepy Buni :

broooo I can't even DEFEND you anymoreeeee💀💀💀😭😭😭

Hyper :

kinda the plot of the Reynolds phamplet in the Hamilton musical

Dante of sparda :

Just another me

duke6667 :

My question, why you be siding with Drow?

Not Maddie :

...gawg what I was supposed to go on the field trip. Glad my patron didn't sign the permission slip

The EL :

This hurts Vincent more than anyone.

Royal Pumpking :

Hamilton be like

Osamu⦻🌕🐁 :

can't even hold you, ts relatable

Cami_Camille :

Finally someone i can relate to🥰

user :

GlamDad :

Archmagus, no one would have listened to her

Sakura Blue :

Of course, the Reynold’s Gambit

channelchasr :

The Magikarp Salesman :

ayy bro bro bro, I dont know if we needed to hear all thay😭