I keep seeing these kinds of insane DM quotes posts. Theybare all fighting for second place because nothing will top the time Brennon Lee Mulligan said “and my only regret is that I Only have Eternity to torture you.”
2025-10-02 17:30:27
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Aidan Miller :
does a 78 hit
2025-11-22 02:39:21
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13xPetra :
Slide 3 and 7. EASE OFF THE GAS PLEASEEEEE
2025-11-20 17:15:41
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JessiX6art :
Npc: "There's a way how to revive him. Sacrifice of another life."
Me: "What life?"
Npc: *Pointed towards my pregnant character's belly.*
2025-10-22 03:54:34
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CrusaderHD :
I love these. As a brand new DM leading my first ever campaign soon, these are great
2025-10-03 07:01:21
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Mastertatuma :
*"They fear you because I let them. without me you are nothing but a soul with a bounty on its head..."*
2025-11-18 06:46:04
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Alex!! :
"Sorry guys session is canceled."
2025-10-04 03:43:03
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Myron Kinnison :
"pain is a language, I am very fluent in it. when I'm done with you, you will be too." said from a lytch empress. almost a tpk.
2025-10-03 15:52:52
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AcertainTori-kun :
"Hubris invites Ruin, old friend. And you've just given me the key to an entire Nation."
2025-10-05 13:50:16
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Balamory Brush Man :
yes....YES! STRUGGLE, SUFFER! interspersed with unhinged child like laughter
2025-11-11 02:12:27
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🐾🎸1eppe🪬♉️ :
I’m stealing this, mate, thanks.
2025-10-05 17:43:57
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Auz :
don't run, you'll only die out of breath.
2025-10-08 01:34:47
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patatje.joppie :
“You got cracked” …uhmm, pardon?
2025-10-05 09:02:57
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noteverywhere :
"This is my world. The gods you worship bow to my will. What are you in comparison?"
2025-10-23 21:10:39
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Inked90 :
They say fire cleanses everything. Pity. I was born in it… yet it wasn’t the flames that shaped me. It was the cold—the silence after the burning, the ash that froze where warmth once lived. Fire made me. But the ice? The ice owns me.
2025-10-03 03:37:38
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Keith_Strife :
thekneel one is CRAZY!!! (using it)
2025-10-11 08:23:56
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Kenny Dingey :
there's one im excited to say to my players and its
"They will writhe, deathless and in agony, because that is mercy. That is what mercy looks like when it comes from something ancient, something with nothing to lose and less to gain."
2025-10-12 12:10:54
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Averagesweat :
"Once the fires start, the empire's going to try to snuff us out, lets burn faster than their water can run"
2025-10-10 06:39:04
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Harle :
Okay, but the first few sound like the BBEG is therapy. Which, honestly, is valid.
2025-11-19 06:28:39
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Matt White :
“Oh fret not little one” *lich throws a pouch of diamonds to the cleric halfling after the party has been annihilated* “our fun has only just begun”
2025-11-27 14:17:37
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Lspm :
“Don’t run, you’re exactly where I’ve guided you to be.” You hear the voice of your patron…as it slowly turns into the voice on the demon that needs your soul.
2025-11-24 11:25:43
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Swagbagmcshag :
"Congratulations! you've made it. gotten the book. gotten the keys. faught your way to the heart of the library. the rules say... ha! sorry. the rules say your in charge now... But. I don't actually follow those rules. I wrote them after all. just for fun really. let's... try again" *snaps fingers and we litelry go back to lev1 on the same boat we started the campaign in 4 years ago*
2025-10-03 18:37:49
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Dragon Hound :
I said this to a boss once after he killed a friend
"I swore a promise to never look to my darkness... You... just killed the promise.... He... was the only thing keeping me back... No more....... YOU WILL HURT NO ONE ELSE!" *Literally summoned a army of undead because of a critical summoning roll and my char was a prodigy of a powerful necromancer line* "YOU HAVE CHOSEN YOUR FATE! I WANTED PEACE! I WANTED MERCY! YOU WILL SUFFER UNTIL I AM SATISFIED AND NOTHING ELSE WILL GET IN MY WAY!" I literally crit tearing his soul out for a rp action and I tore it to pieces and kept it.
2025-10-04 04:57:00
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the_dirty_clod :
"Oh my! The brave heroes I keep hearing about, come to my foil little old me! Though... you're not brave, are you? No, I think we all know deep down that harrowing fact - you're not 'brave'. You've merely forgotten the fear of death. Here - allow me to remind you." *Power Word Kill*
2025-11-07 17:50:02
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