What your favorite nostalgic childhood comfort show says about you (just jokes 💅🏻) 🦸 Teen Titans - You never grew out of your questionable humor phase or teenage angst you’ll be that old biddy in a retirement home still delighting in messy situations and reading sketchy fanfiction while you ask some underpaid CNA why she hasn’t brought you your lunch consisting of chicken nuggets, gushers, and mountain dew. But then you’ll end up deeply bonding when you realize you both hate Brayden, the 98 year old man in room 2B… mostly because he keeps playing BBNO$ full blast at 2 am and that’s obviously 5 pm dinner music. ⌚Ben 10:You can’t help but pick fights when you see an opportunity, you vibrate at a frequency that concerns others, have confidence that defies reality, and treat your body like a crash test dummy. The number of times you've scrambled your brain is simultaneously worrying and kind of awe-inspiring. You’re convinced you’re destined for greatness and you have some hidden untapped potential that’s just waiting to be unlocked and I really need you to hold on to that belief because you’re going to be much happier viewing reality through that filter. 🌊Avatar the last airbender: You’re an old soul in a young skin suit which is a grosser way of saying you’ve seen and been through some shit and it seems like you’re constantly guiding people who have more mileage but less insight than you do. Truly, you've coached so many people through existence that at this point you're basically a breathing, eating, pooping user's guide for being human. But your car is a mess, if I sat in your passenger seat today I’d be diagnosed with mesothelioma within a week and would be entitled to financial compensation. 💄Totally Spies: Assembling your identity has been like any home renovation project, just when you think you’ve finished 4 other things pop up and there’s always an issue with the plumbing. Apparently you’re determined to discover the limitations on how labyrinthine the human psyche can become and you’re having personal epiphanies at a rate that's quite frankly unsustainable, as you're getting whiplash from all the self-discovery. You also really appreciate a good turkey sandwich. 🌙 Sailor Moon: You’re snuggly but sharp and also somewhere on the rainbow spectrum. The Girl Dinner trend had a lasting impact on you and your bed has become a cozy, appropriately textured fortress where you cycle through intense crying sessions and restorative sleep while you clutch your phone in the same way a toddler holds their favorite stuffed animal. Also, someone in your life recently said of a mutual acquaintance, “I don’t wish her ill” but you do in fact wish her ill and I just want you to know, that’s totally fine, be petty, queen. #comfortshow #whatyourfavoritesaysaboutyou #millennial #2000s #nostalgia - @tawnyplatis