@i.c.e._: Also had a coffee

codes :

I took two Tylenol let me come help

Cole :

Close enough welcome back Jesus Christ

prettybuttercup :

ngl i can’t wait until we hear “sorry i didn’t take my meds today” is actually said on senate floor and not just implied lol

Kaiti? :

Emily 💖 :

I propose: The Adderall Administration The Vyvanse Validation The Concerta Coalition Help me

🖤 :

Thank you twin. Please don't go bald twin.

RABID DOG :

You ARE the government now

Dylan :

we’re saved

🫀 :

I trust you, you have a tattoo on your forehead.

toastedmarshmolly :

I DID THAT 2 WEEKS AGO ON ACCIDENT!!! I left the house and was like “no way I just accidently took two… did I? Maybe I didn’t…” but then I went to the car wash and detailed the inside with a single paper towel..so I feersuuure did😂

René :

Thank you, I'll bring you snacks

twisted_and_feral :

“also had a coffee” no bro’s gonna save us. i’m actually convinced.

shardsofaces :

do I need still need to pay rent?

primmandtonic :

yes mr president

Bambi 🧡 :

amandareacts_ :

As a fellow ADHDer, I fully trust you based on this limited information ✨

lilsippi :

every morning is an ADHD med battle lol, did I take them already? I think so! *goes unmedicated all day* did I take them already? no I don't think so I'll take it now.. *now she's taken two and will be dying of thirst all day*

thatrch2002 :

*four hours later* “nvm gang”

🍉👻eeriegirl_420👻🍉 :

Lmao I trust u more than anyone who was voted in

Jack :

We finally have a hero

Vivi 🏳️‍⚧️ :

I literally did this today on accident and all it did was give me a panic attack 😐

JustNobody :

Ok great. So just so we’re clear, here’s what we need. 1:change every member of congress password so they can’t get in. 2: only fix it for people under 60 yrs old. 3:find a remote mansion (preferably in the mountains….or maybe Texas?) paint it gold and tell Trump that Putin has built him a new White House so he’s super protected. Make sure there’s TV only programmed to Fox and News Max, and the fridge has McDonald’s 4: move Trump there- tell all of the Christians that he’s called them to him so they go too. Then leave them there together. 5: go to sleep. Tomorrow there’s more

Cassie :

I have full confidence in you.

Ray :-) :

God speed

Nova 🦇 :

We’re SAVED