@melaniemhasson: My psycho ex bf chronicles #crazyex #storytime

lexi :

my ex i was with for 5 years got me bathbombs and i didn’t even have a bathtub

Lisa Jane Heijdt :

My ex gave me a book about how to lose weight for valentines day 🤘🏼

robertcolardi :

I’ll take you to Bruno Mars

McKayla🌙✨🌌 :

My ex gave me a matching red and green scarf and glove set. I’m red and green color blind and he knew that. My mom had to tell me what colors they were bc I was so excited I got a gray set bc I knew it would match my coat🥲

em :

An ex got me earrings and I don’t have my ears pierced never have 💀

ior :

I feel like they do it on purpose…

Linds :

My ex bought me a $20 blowdryer from the drugstore and I’m a professional hairstylist 😂

morgankcasebolt :

So he bought himself a gift and told you it was for you 🫠

rachel :

my ex gave me leather luggage tags and I’m vegan 🧍🏻‍♀

Superman82 :

“OMG Sarah McLachlan! Babe you did not!”

BeckaBoo :

He definitely got those tickets for free

SG Nail Shop :

did he like win the tickets in a raffle or something

Jessica 🎀💕💖 :

My ex got me a silver necklace for our 2 year anniversary. I wore gold jewelry everyday…… he said he got it because he likes silver more

FunStuff :

My ex got me a microwave for my birthday. I was 17, living with my parents who btw already had a new microwave. I still to this day had no idea what the thought process was.

Robinocity :

Side note, your hair is so shiny and beautiful.

Joana :

Terrible but somehow does not beat the time my ex didn’t have time to get me anything so he made his friends go to target to get something and they came back with an Obama memoir

Purrri-Cheeni❤️ :

Is my bf bad at giving gifts- mind you I feel he’s weird in the sense that when I was moving away for the first time alone in a new country and since we used same electric Brush he gifted me a new one in pink lol and he knew I never owned a fancy perfume so he took me to Sephora and choose any perfume I liked. But he never buys me anything crazy like other bf do like he bought Coldplay tickets vip for me because he knew I loved them but he would never buy me a gold

al rubendall :

guy sucks so bad

Coleman :

So you put up with this for 6 years

kyrineej :

But yet if you told him that you didn’t know who she was and wanted to go to a Bruno Mars concert not hers then you’re not grateful because he got you tickets. That’s how my husband is. I tell him I don’t like something like a snack for example then tell him what I do like and he goes to the store and gets me that exact snack I don’t like but if I tell him I don’t like that snack then I’m ungrateful because he still got me something. I feel so unheard and like I can’t speak up for myself.

Venia :

Mily :

One of my ex’s got me body sugar scrub that his ex made and when he gave it to me he said “I know you aren’t going to like it cuz of who made it “ 😐

emily 💙 :

My ex husband got me the exact air fryer he had been saying he wanted for my birthday one year lol

Junie :

My ex gifted me nothing during our 3 years relationship 🙃

Lily Hanson :

My ex once bought me flowers after a fight. It was a bouquet of rainbow dyed roses. (I hate roses and he knew that) When I asked him why he bought me roses he tried to argue that they were not roses bc “roses don’t come in rainbow color”🤦🏼‍♀