@emptyjunior: "it's inefficient, did you know the path you take has the lowest crime metrics." Spider-Man, knows the crime is low BECAUSE it's the path he takes: 🙂 #spiderman #peterparker #marvel #skit #prompt

rat man 🐀 🚦 :

Peter: Ever heard of the sinister six? Hero: Who? Peter: Exactly. Good talk.

some_ranga :

spiderman 🤜🏻being more experienced than older heroes with more ops🤛🏻 nightwing

azukugames :

God I need fics where Peter jsut pops off on a hero for talking down to him

That pan fairy :

He gets in an argument with the avengers and they tell him to respect his elders and he responds “I’m a senior hero I’ve been in this business 10 years longer than you respected your senior workers “

Aidan :

yo are there any fics like that with the new avengers trying to talk Peter down, and Peter just being more experienced than them?

scalesaber :

peter got one arch nemesis that's just 6 arch nemesises working together

Ren Wilson :

Spiderman "How often do you get targeted mid patrol route by villains who can easily find you cause you always take the same route?"

Vì :

spiderman is there like "that's a huge security risk. you work for the government... how do you not know that when you protect dignitaries and stuff?"

Dat_Boi68 :

"You go to the lowest crime zones so often, when there are higher ones right next to them." Peter Parker, rolling his eyes under the suit so far back he's seeing memories of Doc Ock 'I wonder if they will connect the dots. I wonder if they will realize. I wonder when it clicks. Do I even bother. I can just leave.' repeating over and over again

izzipazzy.fr :

randomlyoftheday :

Spiderman, whose patrol routes take him through back streets and alleys that never see big names or news coverage: .....sure, Jan.

Kitty Reaper :

you think spiderman has mastered sleeping standing up and just power naps through these pointless lectures because they cant see his face

Geena_gloss :

Fic????

Cygnus_mp3 :

Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg feels exactly this 🥰(A world where Spiderman came first and he also pretends he's older than he is when Fury contacts him)

Shadow2006 :

having a set patrol route is like willingly acting like an npc enemy with a set path

Kat :

So I'm definitely not writing a fic of this, honest! But uh, quick question y'all: Which hero do y'all think would be most likely to do this with Peter? I'm veering towards Reed doing it but not in a bad way, more in a nerdy science way of "hey so you'd totally be more effective with a set of patrol routes for crime fighting ya know!"

BamBam :

THEM CRITISISING HIM WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY- bc exactly that, why would you have the same routes and make yourself predictable what help would that to

Stormy :

Hero “and it makes everyone feel safe and secure knowing where your going to be-“ spider-man “yes sure. The safest and most secure ‘I’ll’ be if I do that is in my coffin”

JuxtaPerson :

Ironically, Spider-Man has been stated to have a sorta “Generalized” Patrol Route in the comics. He starts out around the place Captain Stacey Died, so near the middle of manhattan. Then he’ll go northwest towards the bridge he lost Gwen Stacy, the George Washington Bridge. Then he’ll make his way down and around New York before ending his night at the Warehouse where he caught Uncle Ben’s Killer. So in short, he spends most nights following his pain to try and keep others from feeling the loss he does.

lui⁷ :

any fics similar to this?

Tait Washburn :

Also? Bad guys will start doing crimes away from where you’re patrolling if they know where you’ll be.

Gael :

I love peter being the most experienced in a lot of cicles and the fact that most wpuld assume he's older because of how long he's been a super

Beans :

Fics please. Fics for the needy

Majora's Heart :

criminals learn what streets have the most police coverage irl, like??? I think spiderman is good pal 😭

UprightAndBreathing :

"I've been doing this for 15 years, most of that with no help. You've been doing it for 3. Video game tactics do not work in real life, friend."