@joeydardano: I’ve been hit by a car 3 times and I’ve walked away with NOTHING I’m doing America WRONG I should have a mansion and a physical therapist on site in my guest room. Instead all I’ve got is hip dysplasia and a busted knee.
i’ve been singing “doggy with a backpackkkkk” at least twice a week for about 4 years now. so glad to see you doing standup now
2025-10-05 01:07:17
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NatBat :
I've been hit by two. I'm good. no payout tho 😭
2025-10-05 02:51:31
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Gio :
legit I say this every day I walk to work. It would be the perfect dream to be told "you got hit by a car and were knocked into a coma". no work AND a time skip... SIGN ME UP!!!!
2025-10-05 03:24:42
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Stephabee :
my friends once stopped me from entering a crosswalk and getting hit by a rolls royce that ran the light. I was like next time shove me in front of it
2025-10-05 00:47:40
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