@smoothtorrence: If you're hearing it, it's been vetted.

Anansi2.0 :

it's a 4 step filtration system and sometimes there's IT issues 🤷🏽‍♀

Sophistry :

I was told I was “too Corporate to be relatable” by a boss due to my filter. So I stopped. Didn’t take him long to ask me to “go back to being Corporate”.

itsame :

There’s a filter?! 🫢

Geriatric Mum :

My rule in life 'Don't say anything you can't take back'. If I said it out loud, I meant it and I don't apologise ever. I thought it about it first.

Kaine :

I have a multi-step filter on my thoughts. Sadly 4 of the 7 filters malfunction daily due to unmedicated ADHD so you get the weird thoughts. But hey, the great news? I’ll make you laugh or you’ll just get flash banged by unhinged commentary about coworkers who lack basic reading comprehension 😁

ThymeLady :

my filter seems to have many cracks

Courtney :

If you can’t handle the ‘filtered’ stuff, we can’t be friends 🤷‍♀️😂

rose :

We should be friends 😂

People Puzzler :

Lucky you! you got a filter… half the time when I’m speaking me and the other person are both hearing this for the first time😂🤣😂❤

Bloodyzim :

I let slip "i hope your grandkids never love you" to an oldie who where being mean to a coworkers in retail

Crow and Raven :

Never get credit for what I don’t say!!

Lodigo99 :

Omg the things I say to people in my head ☠

Pine State Mom 🌲 :

Ok now you saying “burn.” With the accent is now my favorite thing

D :

Kevin :

I used to have a supervisor that would complain that I was a walking HR nightmare, I was like can you imagine the fact that that’s the filtered version? 😂 She was like that’s what scares me.

Dapper 101 :

I 100% believe you 😂😂😂

That Chaotic Mummy :

This! This is why I cackle to myself several times a day

Toni :

If the things in my head were said….I would need bail money lol 😏

J :

Same.

NorthKrave :

house fire thoughts here CONSTANTLY

Matt Trent :

This is facts.

emolly :

A co-worker asked what was wrong with another co-worker. The filtered version of what I said “short legs, long torso, and pigeon toed”

Insert Name Here :

yeah the problem is my filter scales off how funny it is, so I still get in trouble

The Crimson Rebel :

I swear I’m surprised by what’s coming out of my mouth!!!