Every pony! It is I Mayor Mare with an important announcement! Today me and Princess Twilight Sparkle are unveiling the first of its kind! A sentient train that will go from Piny Ville all the way to Chicago Illinois in the human world and back. Now ai would like to introduce the chief engineer of this train please give a warm round of applause to - Hi I’m Pinkie Pie! I am having a cake sale today! All soft cakes, moist cakes and even some stale cakes! All sales final no returns! Cough cough! Stop talking Pinkie Pie. I am Zeta and I the creator of The Zeta Project and I just- Twilight Sparkle Let us Usher in a new age of Friendship! And right on cue Usher hops off the train and Rainbow Dash asks him if he likes PonyVille? Usher says Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeee yeah! The ponies start dancing! Pinkie runs over! Pinkie pie: Guys! That train has the one thing missing from my Cake Sale - Cupcakes! Let’s go inside and eat them! Princess Twilight Sparkle, Apple Jack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Jason and Pinkie Pie board The Zera Project. Mane Six are shocked because All aboard and Steamer Got Got! Rarity: A Double Ponycide! Pinkie Pie: Look more cupcakes leading to that door! If we go inside we might find more cupcakes! And a clue as to what happened! The Ponies go through the door and the lights go out! When the lights come back on the Ponies are all tied up! Zeta: Hahahahaha! You idiots! I knew you couldn’t resist the allure of a good cupcake! I hate you! Back in 2010 I was on the verge of Superstardom with my hit TV show Everybody Loves Zeta until you ponies stole the spotlight from me! Because of you my show was cancelled and my career went in the toilet! But now I will right that wrong by ending you! Surprise Motha Fucker! Zeta: Stop interrupting me! I said Surprise Mother Fucker! Pop Pop! Zeta: Noooooo! It wasn’t me! I told The Zeta project to end All Aboard and Steamer. He locked the windows and removed all the oxygen from the room! And I dropped my cranberry juice! I didn’t hurt anyone I just wanted REVENGE!!! Fluttershy finally arrives and unties her friends. Twilight Sparkle: You didn’t have to shoot him Doakes. Doakes: I didn’t do that for you Ponies. I have been watching you ever since you killed Jenny. When you make the wrong move when you slip up I will be all up in your asses! Fluttershy finally arrives after waking up from her nap and unties her friends. The ponies leave the train. Twilight Sparkle: Let us have a moment of silence for All Aboard and Steamer. Now Zeta Project you need to answer for your crimes! Zeta Project: I apologize for my role in the deleting of All Aboard and Steamer. To atone for my actions I will spend the rest of my life serving you ponies not as the Zeta Project but as “The Pony Express”. And that is the name of tonight’s fit The Pony Express. Buy suits at Theartofstorytellingdotstore Book a cameo link in bio #fyp #mlp #train #foryoupage #foryourpages - @theartofstorytelling64