@t_asintitty: #badnews #news #mosquitoseason #livefor #fypツ

Derpy McSuckit :

"the ol ball and chain, making me LIVE again, gosh"

Franklin :

Morrigan :

You too? Damn 😭

Fenris2587 :

Mine said the same... I am also not allowed to die in a blaze of glory.... I can't have any fun...

Larl :

Bad news time, delivered by Mosquito time 🦟 💕

Tim :

At least that means she wants you around

Leah :

This was my bf when I forced him to eat when he was depressed, “gah having someone care about me sucks!” Jokingly!

Dorky Jezzy :

can't go out in big ol ball of flaming glory showing off how much i love her. now i gotta take care of myself, just enough to live my maximum life span.

Redd :

Me too bruh me too

farewell my beloved 💗 :

consider... living means more wife

tuckmasterg :

MIND TOO I take it we got the same wife software update

Anne :

I guess it’s better but sounds way less sentimental 😂

Asher-draws :

Just sounds like she’s a necromancer that even if you did die she’d bring you back and be like: “nuh uh uh, not yet!”

NathanS114 :

Taro The Demon :

;-; same my friend same sucks but gotta do what you gotta do

Star :

BubblyBanshee :

i have also been given this order and i hate it. i can't live for them using molotov cocktails or a baseball bat covered in razorwire

EstraDoll :

counterpoint, it also means more time with wife 💜

Aleigha :) :

@ききよ

kiwi :

@Delta.V

yourlocaldisaster :

@Miya

Dempsey_Morningstar :

@SM-62 Snark are you also making me live for you. please. sir..I just want the sweet release of death. I wanna be with Lumalee

aqua :

remember Gomez would do it for Mortisha

Oh Buddy :

I would be devastated if my wife told me that, thank god I don't have a wife. (Send help)

nic nak :

alexander hamilton af