@hoteljack: Kept the tortoises and said BOY BYE? He tried to arrange a custody agreement and then I called the police when he stalked me. Now I have 2 massive sulcatas that I love dearly 😂💚 #tortoises #sulcatatortoise #exboyfriend #ex #originalexperience

Mapple8888 :

Oh buddy those are sulcata tortoises they live really long and grow every year they can get up to 110 pounds

Averii :

a custody agreement for tortoises is crazy 😭😭

Lil latto😛 :

Ngl having a pet outlive me by decades would be crazyyyyy

☆~justquietkid~♡ :

bro, give me one d@mn reason on why did you kept two turtles/tortoises from your ex, I would literally like kept it or gift to someone who wants turtles/tortoises💔

chanlee6956 :

Consider yourself blessed. I’ve never heard of an ex gifting such an amazing present.

Porter 🦕 :

honestly love sulcata's though so atleast he had good taste. My boy ain't ever getting that big lol

user0173636278181626263633737 :

ali.books :

got my turtle when I was 3, because my mom heard that it could help with bronchitis 🤣 I'm 22 and my turtle is chilling with my cat, she loves him, he hates her it is funny to watch them

Slayter990x :

You’re a good mother 😩

Sarah ❥ :

it’s not their fault 😭 they’re just babies

shannykinredgate :

2 sulcatas? Girl he was tryna lock you down for life huh🤣 He seriously wanted joint custody?! lol

punk rat in your local sewers :

yknow what? hell yea for being a responsible pet owner

Lacey :

Omg 😭😭

Summer :

I was given a wild caught red eared slider, had him for 4 years before he got rehomes

mdmd00115 :

My nan found a tortoise when I was younger it’s been 16 years and it’s the exact same size

Maddi ❤️ :

He’s watching this wishing he had custody

Issamin :

Hoping one day to be blessed w a tortoise

harleyqwin_ :

This is so funny 😭

user1850666457787 :

I’ve had my desert tortoise 53 years

user5526467161108 :

Omg 😭 girl I’m sorry about the caption. Left mine with a year old dog and the kitties 🐱✨😅

Cave Aquatics :

Just like mine lmao

️ :

Why are their bumps so big? I thought that was not a good thing

ashblaster :

girlie he gifted you a living heirloom

Léa :

He knew what he was doing

Daizie Igamba :

I need an update in 10 years 😭