@chadopitzcomedy: my donkey burger joke from the One Liner Madness show in Los Angeles that I placed final four in last month #standup #oneliners #restaurant #donkeys #burgers

SigX6226 :

Every burger comes with a tossed salad

vorrotothemax :

have a signature drink called the donkey punch

Beernsmokes :

Knew a girl who would like this. . .lol

Rain Dub :

would Asperger's be too scandalous?

Sally :

First Chad I have ever liked!

Bearded Toy Guy :

DAUZ :

“Free range donkey”, is my punk rock bands name, that’s crazy.

Sgt doom :

Zach Galifianakis got new material 😂

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definitely a.i. but still funny

Mikey mike :

That…is freaking hilarious

chandar pass :

that walk though. 😆

Friendly :

Go on....

Doc Hldy :

I could go for some right now

teresacordeiro04 :

I think used to work with your brother in Tacoma Washington. He used to tell me to watch your stand up all the time! Tell him I said hi and I miss working with him, and also you are very funny 💗

🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️🏜️ :

I hate to see what he would call a chicken burger shop!😅😭

Anthony :

that secret sauce will pull it all together

Shitty Movie Club :

Your “farm to table” jokes still destroys me. seems like a series.

AV1DGamer :

I need more from the show please! 💯🔥 your joke is perfect!💯🔥🔥🔥

Yvette Getty :

This is my introduction to you, and I am an immediate fan

ddouglas308 :

I am SO stealing that one..........

Michaeljoe :

now that's an intro!

John Bennett :

Way to go Chad.

Kithsander :

The announcer is Stevie from Good Mythical Morning! It took me like five seconds to place the voice.

Chris :

That’s genius

the_sad_anthropologist :

"Who the hell starts a conversation like this? I just sat down!"