@peeb_squeeb1294: not my man. make sure yalls have fun tho.

Kenny ♠️🎰🪶 :

my bf is an INDOOR bf he cant go outside.

Beeps :

"HE HAS TO SLEEP WITH BACKGROUND NOISE" I say as they drag him away

shanna :

and my brothers too.

ᓚᘏᗢ :

And mind you this would be less traumatic than fighting in said war

dumb@$$ :

as someone who is eligible for the draft i promise you I won't be eligible when that letter hits my mailbox I will die before I fight for this God awful disgusting fucking country filled to the brim with hatred

anna🪲 :

OhDatzNikki :

His pov:

🎤⚰️ :

My man got drafted (Turkish citizen) but he's a T1 diabetic so he's excused

Mystiq :

HE HAS ASTHMA AND HE SURVIVED CHILDHOOD CANCER YOU CANT TAKE HIM FROM ME

cian ♾️ :

ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! NOW STAY STILL, MY LOVEEE!!!

TeriyakiChicken :

him watching me swing the mallet

KAT :

Mine has a drone flying license… I’m cooked yall.

Jerrilynn🥐 :

Mine has depression so we’re good over here

lankytreegod :

my boyfriend? oh that's my girlfriend now !

Lizzie :

Mine has a TBI so I should be good

vivi [kesha’s version] :

more peaceful option: how do you feel about having a gf until the war ends!

FlowerPetal🍉🇵🇸 :

I’m not losing the love of my life to a war that doesn’t need to happen ong

mossr0ck :

HE CANT GO HE HAS TO HAVE A HEATED BLANKET BEFORE HE SLEEPS

Ambrose :

Lesbianism saves the day once again

Juliet :P :

Mine is active duty, I’m cooked

☆ lolo :

literally gonna have to be Kathy Bates in Misery fr 🥀

Snuffleupagus :

I’m happy to say a draft genuinely would not be realistic for the current age.

e_louise_d20 :

the draft is literally illegal and against the constitution😭

bleedthefr34k :

He looks bomb in green i just dont want him to bomb in green yk 😭

Bones :

Wish yall luck😛