@gabbygsc_: (this is a joke i am not actually doing this 😭😭)

rosey_katnip :

Me finding out that elphaba bush is purple in the comment section

nia :

how did yall know it’s purple?

daren stpierre :

laptop danforth

Duolingo :

🦇mma :

ELPHABA HAS A PURPLE COOCH

Judas :

Why does everyone know it purple like-

violet☆ :

if u want it to be book accurate it’s actually purple💀💀

StubHub :

purple like us, actually 💜

💌🍓🫧🍒 :

*purple actually

Bowiwiwie 🍮 :

could have gone my WHOLE LIFE without knowing that elphaba's bush is canonically purple.

faadlah6 :

Wouldn’t it be black

faith ! 🦋 :

Okay but WHY would it be purple

Derryl C. Randolph Neisbitt :

what the hell happens in the wicked book

Bug :

WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS KNOW ITS PURPLE

camacamacamacamila :

this is the only correct use of the skims bush thongs thank u

AlejandraRod🦋 :

Didn’t plan to learn it’s purple but here we are

thatoneghoul :

canonically its purple

tru :

why is it common knowledge that its purple to everybody but me😭

Brigid :

it’s not actually purple fiyero just says it looks purple in the moonlight, like how sometimes black hair looks blue

Durex UK :

She’s an Elpha-baddie

izzie :

it’s actually purple

tepsichora :

the concept of doing a bleach and tone on a skims bush

BuzzFeed :

nothing could’ve prepared me to know what wicked fact i’d be discovering on a random thursday afternoon

mlorp :

Realistically it'd be black

graygravyr :

watch out Cynthia is gonna be mad at you😭