@theonion: Who Killed Jeffery Epstein? The Missing Minutes.

Dusk :

Finally a real honest news outlet 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

abnormal.hater :

Y’all got to be careful, Trump gonna think this is a real news article

CHANCE :

video froze and I thought it was part of the skit 🥀💔

SG5000 :

Not funny. This is actually what happened

Lee Ross :

Do you think this will affect The Money Pit???

cirilo_perez_ :

i completley didnt notice it was the onion, this just seemed like something that would have happened🥲

B :

This was a masterpiece documentary

iiisop :

the onion man funnier than snl for some time now🤣

account.with.no.name :

I constantly have to remind myself that THIS IT THE ONION.

RobertRoth :

Jeff Epstein the financier?

Ian B :

The scream is making me cry laugh

john :

I feel like this is one of the greatest pieces of satire of recent times

Chris Mills :

Prove it Trump had something to do with it believe Hillary had something to do with it more than him

🇦🇱eni🇦🇱 :

PlanoTxOldMan :

What is odd, there's hardly any photos of JE, there's like only 10 photos of him accessible on Google.

spookyr3 :

Nothing in the autopsy about gun shots.

Danalyst :

the onion is now officially funnier than the Babylon bee (who loves israel)

AlieRoeder :

I knew it I just couldn’t prove it. 😒

Tom Middlemist :

The funny part is people on the left. See stuff like this, they realize that it didn't show and treat it like that, but when people on the right look at their version of the onion, they don't realize it's a joke, and they treat it like it's real.They actually think that fox news is a real news station🙄

Jeff :

He’s not releasing them because he’s planning on displaying them in the new Epstien Memorial Ball Room that he’s building right now

user644599532356887554 :

The Onion crossed the line with this one. Too close to reality. This is teetering into the territory of actual misinformation…so many middle aged divorced women are going to start sharing this on Facebook as fact 🤦‍♀

REDACTED :

"there actually was no Jeffrey Epstien"

I’m Here For The Chaos :

I’ve see enough, indict him in the International Criminal Court. No evidence needed

Zoboo 🔻 :

I thought this was supposed to be satire?

uncle_stinky2 :

I think Epstein is alive.