@godspromisetoprosper: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Drills Adam & Eve! #fullmetaljacketmovie #adamandeve #biblestories #sora2 #funny

trew785 :

Cost us a hell of a lot more than pushups

Michael Hopkins :

This is how I think God scolded Adam and Eve

TIGRE28749 :

They had 1 commandment and now we have 10🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂

humanencyclopedia1 :

Where was Gunny when Humanity needed him😂

Drunkas_askunk :

You just caused humanity pushups😂😂

lunareclipsexx :

TharealBigBorris :

Archangel Michael yelling at Adam and Eve after God told him too.

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Pegasus_dawn_1492 :

“You stitch a shirt 👕 and now you’re ready for the runway 💅??!” 😂

RideTheHorizon :

Bro these with R. Lee Ermey (gunny) in Bible scenarios is hilarious.

SSVNORMANDY :

I get this is hilarious but real talk, Jesus did not scold them. He was extremely gentle and curious. His questions terrified them because they now knew what was right and wrong and understood they had broken their covenant with Christ. And yet He was still so gentle.

Gabe :

eve is selfish we could have lived forever if she didn't eat the apple

Jabroski530 :

“Thank you battle buddy”🙄

thejamesasher :

When is someone going to show Adam and Eve as black? 🤨

ALVA_08 :

it's bad when Sargeant gunnery is called

sugarrayray1 :

you tell her Sargent 😎

Blickquickly :

I miss the gunny. 😢

Pancho Villa 300 :

you just caused humanity pushups 😂😂😂

James :

This is what happened when he got to heaven

m¡gsz5 :

so from 1 commandment to 10 commandments?

Dravul :

You know this is real, because god wouldn’t have created Sergeant Gunnery if adam and eve dint ate the apple in the first place.

Domminick Bradley :

“since yall don’t wanna follow directions yall can chill here while everyone else does pushups till IM TIRED” -god at the garden probably

Alex O'Brien :

the world , not just the military needs drill instructors, put them in the schools watch how fast kids shape up.

J.son :

Does AI write the script or is it in the prompt?

YourTherapist :