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mikey :

i said this once to my wife.

Pamela Carter Lambert :

How many guys are you trying to get hurt

Nimila Hiranya :

what

jdstewie1 :

user6426504753144 :

Not wrong

the better form :

me looking at my phone knowing this is a setup

Austin :

Hey come to Des Moines please!!

ChillDarkSun :

the speed at which my eyebrows shot up will forever be unmatchrd

RobertEarl :

I always thought we say “it’s that time again, right?”

ProfoundSwan 🇵🇸 🦢🪷 :

All the good husbands in here trauma swearing is hilarious.

Mari Terra :

It’s also very helpful when the guy says: my ex didn’t use do act this way 😌

Kotaro :

i said this 2 days ago to my girl buddy... never again

Rrrr :

My vision blacked out. It all happened too fast

Aly :

one pre-teen somewhere, will take this seriously 😂

ianinthehouse :

"Just relax, calm down" Use at your own risk 🤣🤣

nightfevertl :

"The breakup was blindsided." 💀

Crimson batman :

I said calm down once, my family hasn't heard from me since

tazntampa :

"Relax, calm down. You're acting like your mother."

Gaiametris :

"im correct because of the impossibility of the contrary"

djcmore :

Ahhh see that's how we 💀💀😂😂😂

Sharon :

My husband used to say this to me over and over again. We are divorced

Ricardo Vargas Villa :

Are we teaching this to our enemiesm

Bryan :

Hi, commenting from heaven here. He's right😌🙏

chalie :

i just go 😛 because nothing really matters

makka :

🥰it