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Streamlined :

“You mind if I call you Abby?” 😂

megs.in.space :

honestly, he has me reconsidering

Sinaye Nhlanzeko :

I would have been disappointed if "circle back" wasn't mentioned

LewisLace :

“Sunset this engagement”

piddyajahay :

The mistake was saying you wanted to "end" the relationship. You should have told him on Friday 5pm that since your emotional ROI is negative you're restructuring the relationship and that ultimately led to his role as boyfriend being put at risk of redundancy. Then schedule a 15min the following Monday to discuss severance in his first individual consultation meeting.

tolamoves :

“Sunset this engagement” pls

Goop Doop :

“Underperforming on kpi’s” from a partner is the really wild one

JD :

gamesixteezy_ :

he definitely called her on teams

mrwalkemdownmidas :

I love my consultant boyfriend

Andreea Alexandru :

It annoys me how good you are at these 😂

Emily ✨ :

The filter 🤣🤣🤣

Andrew Verlaine, Writer :

The laugh after "since day one" is pure Tom Cruise.

Bianca :

“The Value Add” 💀💀💀

Sammy ☺️ :

I HATE that I understand this

Caroline 🌞🌷 :

What’s the ROI? 😭

Ren :

What does it say about me that I thought his communication was clear? And I’m not even a stakeholder.

Cristi :

earthtoshresh :

I hate consultants

John :

Bringing up the Key Performance Indicator is wild.

Icarus :

he makes some good points tho

melody✨🧿 :

genuinely talked to a guy exactly like this. he told me i needed to "weigh out the pros and cons and understand he provides net positive value to my life"

Breege.Collins :

Paulina Vedic Astrologer :

Had me thinking it is the goldman stanley guy

Pancakefutures :

Valuemaxing