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Dr. EMN raises his eyebrows and says, “ROI must be practical, measurable, and of course, painful enough to remind you that money doesn’t fall from the durian tree.” Here are a few suitable (and funny) ROI definitions that University Deans and Directors can apply, and Dr. EMN would probably agree to: 1. Ranking Index per Ringgit (RIR) Every RM1 spent must show at least a nano-step climb in QS/THE rankings. If not, Dr. EMN will suggest reallocating your funds to buy fertilizer for the Hidden Lake's durians — higher ROI guaranteed. 2. Citation per Coffee (CpC) How many citations your research gets before your third cup of kopi O. If after RM50k spent you only get one sad citation (from yourself), your ROI is called “Return on Insomnia.” 3. Graduates Employability per Gaji (GEpG) Every budget given should translate into employable graduates, not “professional TikTok reviewers.” ROI is measured by how fast they get a job that doesn’t involve being a Shopee livestreamer. 4. Media Visibility Multiplier (MVM) For every RM spent, how many times the university name pops up in local or international media. Bonus ROI if the article is not about a scandal involving the canteen tender. 5. Patents per Professor (PpP) How many patents are filed per million allocated. Warning: filing “method of frying keropok lekor in AI-driven oil temperature” may not impress Dr. EMN. 6. Student Happiness Index (SHI) ROI measured by how many fewer students complain on Twitter. Every RM spent reducing #UniXYZProblems is considered high return. 7. Administrative Survival Rate (ASR) How many new initiatives survive at least 2 Vice-Chancellors without being renamed, rebranded, or mysteriously “on hold.” ROI is inversely proportional to number of abandoned portals and forgotten committees. 8. Publication Impact per Printer Ink (PIPI) For every cartridge of printer ink consumed printing drafts, how many Q1 articles survive peer review. Negative ROI if all you get is rejection letters (beautifully formatted though). 9. Grant-attracting Ratio (GAR) For every RM spent internally, how much external grant money you manage to bring back. If it’s less than 1:1, Dr. EMN will sarcastically recommend opening a lokcing ikan stall instead. 10. Global Alumni Bragging Rights (GABR) ROI measured by how many alumni can be proudly named in speeches. If the most famous graduate runs a viral goreng pisang stall, ROI may need… rebranding. 😂 So, Dr. EMN would say: “ROI isn’t just about money, it’s about survival — yours, mine, and the university’s reputation when the next audit comes.” #ROI #University #Deans #fypシ゚viral🖤tiktok
Dr. EMN raises his eyebrows and says, “ROI must be practical, measurable, and of course, painful enough to remind you that money doesn’t fall from the durian tree.” Here are a few suitable (and funny) ROI definitions that University Deans and Directors can apply, and Dr. EMN would probably agree to: 1. Ranking Index per Ringgit (RIR) Every RM1 spent must show at least a nano-step climb in QS/THE rankings. If not, Dr. EMN will suggest reallocating your funds to buy fertilizer for the Hidden Lake's durians — higher ROI guaranteed. 2. Citation per Coffee (CpC) How many citations your research gets before your third cup of kopi O. If after RM50k spent you only get one sad citation (from yourself), your ROI is called “Return on Insomnia.” 3. Graduates Employability per Gaji (GEpG) Every budget given should translate into employable graduates, not “professional TikTok reviewers.” ROI is measured by how fast they get a job that doesn’t involve being a Shopee livestreamer. 4. Media Visibility Multiplier (MVM) For every RM spent, how many times the university name pops up in local or international media. Bonus ROI if the article is not about a scandal involving the canteen tender. 5. Patents per Professor (PpP) How many patents are filed per million allocated. Warning: filing “method of frying keropok lekor in AI-driven oil temperature” may not impress Dr. EMN. 6. Student Happiness Index (SHI) ROI measured by how many fewer students complain on Twitter. Every RM spent reducing #UniXYZProblems is considered high return. 7. Administrative Survival Rate (ASR) How many new initiatives survive at least 2 Vice-Chancellors without being renamed, rebranded, or mysteriously “on hold.” ROI is inversely proportional to number of abandoned portals and forgotten committees. 8. Publication Impact per Printer Ink (PIPI) For every cartridge of printer ink consumed printing drafts, how many Q1 articles survive peer review. Negative ROI if all you get is rejection letters (beautifully formatted though). 9. Grant-attracting Ratio (GAR) For every RM spent internally, how much external grant money you manage to bring back. If it’s less than 1:1, Dr. EMN will sarcastically recommend opening a lokcing ikan stall instead. 10. Global Alumni Bragging Rights (GABR) ROI measured by how many alumni can be proudly named in speeches. If the most famous graduate runs a viral goreng pisang stall, ROI may need… rebranding. 😂 So, Dr. EMN would say: “ROI isn’t just about money, it’s about survival — yours, mine, and the university’s reputation when the next audit comes.” #ROI #University #Deans #fypシ゚viral🖤tiktok

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