@wisewordsfromneve: HALLOWEEN EVE! 🎃👻 #wisewordsfromneve #halloweenjokes #dadjokes #ghosts #utah

drdjsparxx :

Didn’t get to the punch line. Finished almost immediately

Magiconadollar :

I go to the comments within 0.04 seconds of seeing Neve

Golden’ rules :

Sorry I was done and fell asleep before punch line.

FullMetalJacket70 :

TheBoogeyman :

Neve, give me thee ole Hawaiian Hot Karl with Cheese, hold the onions please, dont make me beg this time!

Mitch :

Afternoon, gentlemen.

Anthony Murphy :

johannes :

this made me so happy and uncomfortable at the same time

Testicliis :

My ghost also taste like sheet 🫱(_*_)🫲

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平yler❌️ :

Hey c'mon Neve, this is a family-friendly place. Tone down the language, please.

flow rivera 🌊 :

are you gonna be paige bueckers ?

Ian :

Fancy a Portuguese Breakfast Neve?

homie_b_slice :

Needed the king size sheet for the clean up 🫟

richardyoungman72 :

Time for a space doc fondue pot. Found the pot.

kuzya :

RAKEETHEMUVA :

In the sweetest way possible you remind me of the adorable babysitter from The incredibles😭😭😭💜. You have to do a cosplay one day !!

user531663758318 :

…I need some more spray peanut butter..

denim&turquoise :

My socks cant lean against the wall

Bill :

I liked that one 🤣

jack :

One salami slicer please

Brandon :

Prior to scrolling to this I finished… Neve, has broken the time space continuum. Now I’ll take one big bang please.

LBomb369 :

Speaking of that, don't flush. I'm bringing chips.

Jerry Dinn :

she's some frigin cute!

Daron Austen :

That’s great 🥹 I love your trousers 🥰