@matthews_stupidity: They make valid points

Dallas :

Marine Corps master strategy

MustacheMike :

That was basically every military add from the 90s and 2000s.

𝔖𝔈𝔓ℌ :

why does everyone think you automatically die? you know you have to QUALIFY for infantry right

Masonky :

I already fell for that once back in 2005 when I joined.

JollyGiant08 :

sign me up

Eulalio Rodriguez :

“I’m joining the military”

PumpMcGrump :

honestly I've heard dudes get recruited to the marines like that

justbenice :

Marine Corps literally says "you probably cant even make it in" and thats worked forever.

Eathan Dejesus :

SO IF YOU'RE LONELY

Dillon :

this is exactly how the Marine Corps recruits

Random White Guy :

the only military tactic with 100% effectiveness, rage baiting

Te Red Man :

who's the recruiter Shane gillis?

HF7 :

I was a Poolee in the Marines for a long time because I wanted to enlist at 16 and didn’t know I couldn’t. So I waited around in that office for 2 years. I watched them get SO MANY people with “you don’t look like you could hack it, navy is next door” or “idk man are you sure you knocked on the right door” and people would sign up same day 😂

Noah Kurt :

Every marine recruiters strategy

Ben :

Air force combat control ad got to me

OmgItsBrain :

Y’all don’t remember the prime commercials we got post 9/11. They were god tier

Alex :

Now we have Lujan

ckds.e :

That would definitely work in this generation

comet1775 :

They have made great ones. They are just mainly Marine Recruiting Ads. lol And this is the cummination of all Marine Corps Ads. lol

jpmodified0 :

I laughed way to hard at this thanks for the laugh

Brother Strange :

The Marine Corps ad from the late 90's where a dude climbed a mountain, fought a dragon and became a Marine pretty much sealed the deal for me.

I Call Myself Valentyne :

Made me laugh, have yourself a follow

iruna Riekee :

whom else just shaved their head before they could?

Allen :

About Tree Fiddy :

Joining the military under Joebama ads hit different. “Make your two mommies proud” pretty much… and we were the laughing stock of the world