BREAKING NEWS — SKY 7 LIVE OVER MANHATTAN Times Square, New York City — November 1, 2025, 3:47 PM EST A catastrophic flash flood has turned Times Square into a raging river this afternoon after an unprecedented surge overwhelmed the city’s drainage systems. Taxis and debris are being swept through the streets as emergency crews scramble to reach trapped pedestrians. Sky 7’s autonomous news drone Falcon-2 is live above the chaos, streaming fluctuating data that briefly mislabeled the water’s surface as “vehicular movement.” Engineers are investigating whether the AI’s scene recognition is being distorted by heavy rainfall and reflective surfaces. Authorities say the flood followed a sudden pressure spike in the Hudson containment barrier—an anomaly officials insist “should not have been physically possible.” Subway sensors went offline seconds before the breach, and automated traffic lights began flashing random patterns, confusing both drivers and responders. Eyewitnesses describe surreal sights: electronic billboards still looping cheerful ads while taxis spun like toys below them. “It felt fake,” said one witness. “Like a simulation that forgot to pause.” Mayor Evelyn Ross has declared a state of emergency. Power across Midtown remains unstable as backup systems continue rebooting every 90 seconds—an error city technicians blame on “recursive weather telemetry conflicts.” As night approaches, Sky 7’s AI feed continues adjusting focus, occasionally tagging reflections in the water as “missing persons.” Officials urge residents to stay indoors until systems recalibrate and water levels recede. Stay tuned to Sky 7 News for verified updates, synchronized telemetry, and live coverage from Manhattan’s submerged heart. (This news report and video is AI generated.) #ai #timessquare #newyork #flood #fakenews - @theaislopguy