@bigtimerizz: Dudes be 367 years old cracking freshmen #vampire #twilight #edwardcullen #fyp #meme

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zafiro20104
Zafiro201 :
I wonder how disgusted vampire hunters feel when they have to investigate a high school or a middle school.
2025-11-04 18:29:10
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ameliastsrr
ameliastsrr :
When fucking Stefan graduated and was acting like it was a pivotal moment for him💀 bruh this is like your 29th graduation please
2025-11-04 23:12:26
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fathercharlieswife
mimi :
why would they even STILL want to go to school? like 💀
2025-11-04 21:45:59
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fairy_3at3r
Fairy_eater :
I fear this is a problem in the vampire community
2025-11-04 20:07:27
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capree_san
CapreeSan :
in twilight they def looked college age, they could’ve gotten actual careers OR just been little nepo vampires or sum😭 why are yall in hs??
2025-11-04 21:19:15
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onslaughtq
Paul Burns :
Dracula: I am over 670 years old Teen: 6-7!
2025-11-04 13:52:03
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roberto_real22
roberto_real22 :
Release the Cullen Files
2025-11-05 04:20:29
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the.skwrl
Skwrl :
The older I get the more I realize that the “immortal vampire in love with a teenager” trope is one of the dumbest things we have conjured in literature. I’m 54 and the idea of romantically talking to a thirty something fills me with dread, never mind a teenager. A 360 year old vampire isn’t going after Bella, he’s going after the 80 something in the nursing home, and he’s probably looking around the room for Chris Hansen to pop up out of the woodwork to tell him to “take a seat” even then. “She’s mature for her age!”, he probably has to tell his similarly aged vampire friends but they know it’s because he can’t find someone his own age.
2025-11-04 12:33:10
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edward.cullens.ghost
bridge :
Bc if they want to go to school forever why not at least pick college.
2025-11-04 23:00:49
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thuncle
milk :
At least our fits go hard
2025-11-05 18:25:03
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bignggainatinybed
fatnggainatinybed :
For People saying that its not crazy, thats like a 25 year old that looks 17 going after minors because they look like one
2025-11-04 16:24:01
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unlawful_guardsman
VibesCrate :
The Cullens when Edward brought home Bella
2025-11-06 17:44:43
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user08221997
user08221997 :
What??? Not Damon Salvatore who was physically 24, and actually 172 years old cracking Caroline then trying to crack Elena…who were both 17
2025-11-04 22:31:01
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l.atlas.l
|Atlas| :
I love this argument because it goes both ways, people are disgusted that the vampire turned at 17 dates teenagers, but also people are disgusted at the vampire that turned at 17 dating adults. And often it seems like the only thing that distinguishes between the two is the gender of the vampire. 🍵🐸
2025-11-04 22:24:08
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calico_enthusiast
evil 🦇 :
I wonder if vampire x vampire age gaps are a problem too. Like someone looks at a 500 yr old vampire and asks them why they're dating a 200 year old vampire.
2025-11-05 00:56:24
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vampire.shmampire
Fritz :
the way Angel in buffy the vampire slayer was fully an adult when he was turned, and nobody ever acknowledged how much of a freak he was for being attracted to buffy
2025-11-05 01:34:33
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dcarlo_mulatto
D'carlo Mulatto :
Its basically the same as "But shes actually 1000 years old" with lolis
2025-11-04 21:16:36
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spooderman147
spooderman1008 :
I think being a vampire in this time wouldn’t be that bad, like all the downsides are easily avoidable and you are immortal
2025-11-04 04:25:03
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limitedbouquet
Jordan🇵🇸 :
I feel like the whole brain development thing clears this up like yes they've had years of practical experience but they're not actually aging. They don't just look 17 they are 17
2025-11-04 20:21:55
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robin.you.blind
robin.you.blind :
why would you go to high school over and over again i don’t get it
2025-11-04 21:14:21
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bxll_monia
𝓐.𝓛.𝓔.𝓨.𝓐 ♡ :
They could have gone to College or just find a job 😩
2025-11-04 20:26:40
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leop2008
Leo P 🌛🌜Group 3 Lore Keeper :
As much as I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, we need to acknowledge that Angel stalked her all the way from LA before she was even 16. 👀
2025-11-04 18:33:43
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rinzerella
JAC ✨ :
I don’t understand why an old vampire would bother ENROLLING IN HIGH SCHOOL even if they do want teenagers
2025-11-04 21:34:58
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the.deadhead.punk
The Deadhead Punk :
"I'm so mad at my situation right now."
2025-11-04 20:42:15
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tv..casualt
rk ⋆˚࿔𖦹🦋 :
thats why im team jacob bro
2025-11-04 20:41:42
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