Bro fought off a Khorne berserker single-handedly, and has the audacity to think he's not Him. Best Character
2025-11-04 15:47:51
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Ben 🏴 :
Dude will commit one of the most insane feats an base human can achieve and then go home and call himself a lying fraud in his journal for multiple pages
2025-11-04 16:24:49
1050
friendlyfriend213 :
the man took on two whole ass hive tyrants, BACK TO BACK, and then said "well I had to, otherwise I wouldn't have a ride."
2025-11-08 01:41:38
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the Scrap Smith :
everybody gangster till ciaphas shouts "JURGEN!"
2025-11-04 20:09:34
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Gav :
One of the funniest instances of this is when a car full of cultists crashes into an officers meeting. Cain proceeds to 1v4 them with minimal difficulty with his chainsword and then looks behind him to see all of his associates cowering and his thought is “what I was just doing what I had to to survive”
2025-11-04 22:40:07
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Darius Reed Art :
“I dont what that to get twisted “😂
2025-11-06 13:08:08
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Rogue Druid :
CIA-CIA-CIAPHUS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!
(muffled internal panicked screaming intensifies)
2025-11-04 21:21:26
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Kyron_5 :
Cain is a portrait of a very competent, and dedicated soldier, who is a human in Warhammer 40k. Who clearly appears to be suffering from imposter syndrome, and survivors guilt.
2025-11-04 19:55:27
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Jirax Amadeus :
"make no mistake, I pull who I want"- cain. I read that in a book I swear to the emperor.
2025-11-04 18:32:30
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Dave Webster76 :
“I purposely stack bodies between myself and survival and I don’t care who dies so I live.”
2025-11-05 06:29:25
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jacobgutwill :
bruva Alva busa made the perfect video for him
2025-11-04 23:22:20
11
Friendly Ghan :
Nobody else is pulling an Inquisitor and a daemon princess at the same time. 😭
2025-11-04 21:35:36
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Goose :
the Ciaphas Cain books are such a fun series, and can definitely show you who has read the books and who hasn't as Cain is absolutely an incredibly unreliable narrator.
2025-11-05 00:47:49
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NecroNick :
the crippling imposter syndrome, and I'm pretty sure he has the stolen luck of the lamenters
2025-11-04 23:50:30
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toastsouls :
As far as humans go, Cain is genuinely one of the best swordsmen in the setting. He was impressing space marines and holding off Khorne Berserkers.
2025-11-04 20:55:41
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mekboyz_kitbashin :
Greatest lady’s man in the galaxy and noted too be the greatest swordsman that an accredited inquisitor ever saw, so much so that he’s dueled a genestealer patriarch, a world eater berserker, and a (weakened) demon prince too a stalemate
2025-11-05 03:33:09
12
crusader :
I believe he is competent not confident
2025-11-05 00:46:27
5
wmaxx1027 :
Cain: My reputation as a hero is unearned and fictitious. I'm just a lucky coward.
Also Cain: *Guts a Genestealer patriarch with a chainsword, and duels a Khornate Berzerker to a draw. All while dating an Inquisitor*
2025-11-05 12:02:28
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Shalistrae :
Loyalist Astartes think he’s pretty good in combat actually. 😂
2025-11-04 20:59:41
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SuddenDevice :
I mean, if I lived in the imperium, I wouldn't take credit for anything. that just gets you sent to the extra front front line.
2025-11-05 01:17:49
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AsheandCinders :
Cain is a Smart, open minded, practical, and pragmatic commissar. He just also has the misfortune of being deeply loyal to an Imperium that considers most of his best qualities cardinal sins.
2025-11-05 01:14:04
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[REDACTED] :
he litteraly is the chillest dude and talks about himself so bad vs the crazy shit he did. he retreated to get away from the enemy only to run into their leader and proceed to throw hands and words.
2025-11-04 22:02:48
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Daddyspardan :
cains superpower is simple
common sense added with good training
2025-11-04 21:04:15
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Hobbs :
Ciaphas Cain talking about some “I would Sacrifice Jurgen” when in the first book was in utter shock and sadness when he thought Jurgen died 💔
2025-11-05 08:21:34
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Marshal "Ocelot" Marks :
brother IS him.
2025-11-04 20:26:29
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