@dukegomez7: He’s somewhere

Dr Funkinstein :

Like this guy

TOMMY :

he's putting on his makeup

jorgedominguez1126 :

They already have a boyfriend sorry

biscuitsnphish :

we learned better

Walt Conway :

laughed way too hard at this

Nicole :

The "4 inches" is FRYING ME 😂😂😂😂

Jeff_hollis :

Gosh dang right he is

LexSSUUSS :

You mean where is she?

user5092125782 :

Getting a D+ from professor John.

kevinmullss :

Bc it’ll be a girlfriend

thehammer377 :

He’s probably also looking for a liberal boyfriend

Crystal Cortes :

has she checked the women's bathrooms? locker rooms possibly?

B :

him:

mattytrump :

he's with another dude

Francesca Moore867 :

Thought I was on the wrong side of tiktok for a sec

pixiedust :

at a no kings protest

Nohoessferni2 :

He’s at Disneyland being a Disney adult

MomWithPom :

He’s in Golds Gym woman’s locker rooms.

Brian :

He cut it off sorry

Johnny Trevino :

You callin him “boy”friend would offend him

Kobi Witt :

The boyfriends in question

bonecrusher1020 :

He's also looking for a liberal boyfriend

JaxTheWarAxe :

or he became a girlfriend already

user278852176004 :

Check the lady's bathroom.

saltwater_weapon :