@helpmeexitvi: Oh, some of the pipelines can only be triggered if you win a tic tac toe game with the computer. It’s gotten a lot harder lately, but it keeps our skills sharp #startup #techhumor #cicd
Wait until you hear about the pipeline that requires the commit message to be ASCII art of a whale. But make sure it’s a humpback whale for dev, or a narwhal for prod
2025-11-05 23:30:17
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SageTheMaker :
Tired: trigger on change. Inspired: intentional trigger mechanism 🙏
2025-11-05 16:23:02
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Robby | SWE Coach :
ok this is WAY too real
2025-11-20 05:23:34
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Kirk Newson :
what is 31337? just 1337.
2025-11-06 00:49:06
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Hags :
Jenkins > scan repository
2025-11-07 04:07:46
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Josh Medeski :
Well, you triggered me 😂
2025-11-06 20:33:02
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chxgbx :
an approval gate?
2025-11-07 10:43:03
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Breakthesystem :
Gonna add this to our CI
2025-11-05 23:21:47
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The Saasy Engineer :
We need to bring back l33t sp3@k 🤣
2025-11-07 14:01:34
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SterlingToffeeTime :
The test suite was taking too long to run and there were a couple of flaky tests, so we disabled it! Hope this helps!
2025-11-05 22:00:48
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Klopsy :
It’s in confluence (it is not actually in confluence)
2025-11-06 17:57:15
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PleaseBeSerious :
Me when they ask “Why did you quit on the first day?”
2025-11-05 23:03:20
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tom :
31337 pipeline 😩
2025-11-05 23:09:03
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rachidoburrito :
"it's not going to make a business impact to change that" 🤬🤬🤬🤬
2025-11-05 17:30:10
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danielgreen3205 :
this is @OldCoderGuy "coded"
2025-11-06 18:05:00
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Jbev :
That’s impossible b/c *I* am the best founding engineer, you will find. My code has no bugs.
2025-11-06 00:05:26
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Anthropomorphic Beard :
Tribal knowledge is the worst
2025-11-05 16:16:02
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Sam :
Then why wasn’t it added to a pre commit hook 🪝
2025-11-05 22:01:13
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Homie Jones :
So leet!
2025-11-05 16:02:30
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Your Tech Friend - Alysia👩💻 :
Lmaoooo big up Ralph!
2025-11-13 20:05:13
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