@escalationbunny: Romantic partners are responsible for 57% of female murders.

Meg :

master class in manifestation I guess

shelby 🐚🐝 :

Wow his attorney was REALLY down for him!!!

RUSTYSHACKLEFORD2024 :

Can I get the number to his lawyer?

jackkjjohnson :

Some guys have all the luck. My lawyer accidentally told the judge to add 40 hours community service

carl :

no offense why is he still ur friend😭

MediocreDoubleKills :

That doesn’t sound like a prosecutor… it’s just a matter of a stay and then a new lawyer gets appointed.

xaviccino :

That’s called manifesting and the law of attraction

De :

Did the lawyer kill the friend’s wife? Or did the lawyer kill the lawyer’s wife?

Rollypollyninja :

the lawyer killed his own wife or your friends?

user5619159427853 :

This this hapoen in LA?

saltyinFL :

jess :

Well. Sometimes manifesting works in weird ways.

The Jeep Davis :

sounds like a law and order ep. you suspect your friend but hes got an air tight alibi. then in the third act it turns out to be the daughter of the lawyer conspiring with your friend for the inheritance and getting out of a dui. dun dun dun

Popscocles :

ElizatheeGOAT :

Well that took a twist

Foenem :

Some guys have all the luck

Rosé :

My ex has 3 felonies and multiple felonious speeding tickets. Maybe has only ever spent 2 days in jail and not even a year probation

Nematode :

I would never call someone who got a DUI a friend

user6048397999393 :

friend of mine’s lawyer passed of old age and he was also let off for his DUI - his was involving an accident too

therealbrainerd :

It’s wild that this is how regular DUI folks feel about it, they’re always so nonchalant about it 🫩

♡︎Shy♡︎ :

Manifestation at its finest

ahhhhhhh :

average prosecutor tbh

Sydney Frandsen :

The way my jaw dropped..

becca :

omgg how much did he pay his lawyer

Lindz lens & the tiny terriers :

OHH my god