@itsvaleriasistrunk: He doesn’t even know what he’s talking about atp 😭😫 #fyp #fup #makingfunoftrump #thingstrumpsays #fdt

lisa :

It’s like listening to a 8 year old come home from school updating you on their day

LovelyMe :

so what happened to the boats

Cyntavia Bennett :

He literally rambled his way into the White House. I’m still shocked

jadalulu :

And his voters still be like

Ghostie :

Wait ✋️so what happens when the boat sinks?

Okie Dokie :

It's like a 3 year old trying to prolong bedtime.

MRGETRIGHT :

I feel stupid listening to him

KING :

we're never going to know what happened to the boat, are we?

jo.eh_ :

The shark: “Oh, am I part of his nonsensical story too?”

Anastacia Johnston :

Me trying to hit the word count on my essay.

melasaurous84 :

Did he just watch Jaws and Titanic in the same day?

allymae :

Hwaseonglyn :

What about the boats and the batteries tho

Nasty :

I'm not a native English speaker. I thought I missed something or didn't understand it right. So I watched this 2 times still not understanding what the massage was, till I opened the comments 😭😂 How can this be a President

knolette3 💙🇺🇸💙 :

Does he ever get to the point?!?! 😩

BlackBlake_Carrington :

And people listen to this and say yeah, that’s my guy. 😂😂😂😂

robrenwick6 :

When your 3yr old tries telling you the plot of Fiinding Nemo.

Isabella :

“He said nobody’s ever asked this question” I BET

SethFromEarthOne :

I think I got it…if train A pulls into Station B at 3:15, then the boat will sink at 2:45 and little Billy will only have 3 apples left.

Miss_beautydarling :

But they said Kamala had word salad 😫😫😫😫😫

LJClaudette76 :

Anytime, I hear him speak😫😫

Angus :

your ability to memorise this is amazing.

apple_bottom_beanz :

Donald Trump talks like a child who’s tryna get outta doing something

James 5575 :

Why does he keep talking about MIT? He never went there

ang_avn_1 :

I cannot believe I’m alive experiencing this.