@nevieslicks93: He traumatized that porcelain throne

Mr.B :

Poor guy

No One :

Now I know why I’m single. I just can’t compete with some of the guys that are described here by women they go on dates with. I guess I’m just normal and boring.

upupz :

It was the onions lol

WillyJ :

The worst is when it happens in the morning on a first time throw down. Excuse me while I go destroy your bathroom. Be right back

Weibswoodman :

😂😂😂😂 poor dude

hocke17 :

Chris Hansel :

❤❤❤

Tennessee Mike :

😳😳😳

Mike :

😁😁😁

Gary McDougall :

been there, worst feeling on a first date. I normally starve myself before I go on a first date. 😄😄😄😄