The Onion
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Tuesday 25 November 2025 18:00:00 GMT
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fourlokowatermelon :
I can tell this was The Onion because hazing isn’t real
2025-11-26 07:24:48
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The Enigma ? :
This is so awful, how could they! 😭😭😭
2025-11-25 18:06:44
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🅁owan :
holy really
2025-11-27 10:05:31
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DirkDiggler :
Honestly needs to be a class action lawsuit. I will never forgive them for making me raise money for Riley’s children’s hospital
2025-11-25 18:18:55
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Uhuh :
Hope all affected families recover 😔🙏
2025-11-25 18:07:40
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nicemanman :
Absolutely unacceptable
2025-11-25 18:06:27
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fredwalker318 :
thats my actual fraternity. Phi Alpha
2025-11-25 19:07:36
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djchallenger4 :
I honestly did not realize this was satire until I saw it was The Onion
2025-11-25 20:05:59
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evanraman :
True gentleman fr
2025-11-26 20:15:20
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Jay :
knew it was a joke because hazing isn’t real and doesn’t happen
2025-11-27 06:17:10
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🥖🥖🥖➕🎪🎪🎪 :
This is peak satire in these crazy times👌🏽 hopefully it stays this way.
2025-11-25 18:08:25
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Cheeseburgerz35 :
This lawsuit is going to be crazy
2025-11-25 18:11:05
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Didacticalone :
I think The Onion should sue trump like the Marvin Gaye estate sued about blurred lines. The trump administration is calling “diversity, equity, and inclusion” human rights violations.
2025-11-25 20:35:29
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Roxas :
Oh how I wish the first half was true, hazing becomes volunteering.
2025-11-25 22:13:06
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big choppa :
The last part bro😭
2025-11-25 20:41:09
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Rock Lee Power :
Starting to recognize Onion news casters
2025-11-25 20:32:49
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Ryan Campbell :
"ITS NOT FUNNY" 😠
2025-11-25 18:31:58
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jordang2020 :
you should have seen us at philanthropy volleyball
2025-11-26 06:34:57
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Ashlee!! :
I was like.. this better be the onion
2025-11-26 06:04:45
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Megan S. :
It’s messed up that I wasn’t sure if this was satire at first.
2025-11-25 19:27:21
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Yo it’s me :
that last part was crasyyy 💀💀💀
2025-11-26 01:25:41
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photosinensis :
So the line for when this happens for real is October 29, 2026. You wanna take the over or the under?
2025-11-25 21:14:27
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Garrett Sko :
Why did that guy look and sound kinda like Louis ck
2025-11-27 04:01:49
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clara // rainey's wife (DE) :
sending this to my cousin who's at ASU...
2025-11-25 23:54:17
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cricket :
as someone from Arizona, unironically i know many many many many people who would have the exact same reaction to having to do community service. like… this isn’t an over exaggeration 😂
2025-11-26 17:38:36
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