@matanboy: #handsomeboy #handsomethoughts #handsomeman #handsome

Cole :

cereal AND milk? this guy has a plan

slumberspeak :

That's why I always buy some decoy foods. throw em off.

mya :

profound.

ANNIE :

Yes like when I buy grapes I’m like grape party!!!

l :

trader joes cashier internal dialogue

nutfarmer :

This is what studying psychology feels like sometimes lmao

Jane :

#handsomethoughts is frying me 😭

juliaa :

this is why i use self checkout

️ :

“It’s milk time”😭brother what?

bworple :

When they buy some lettuce I just know it's lettuce time.

Justin :

when i see someone buy a big thing of toilet paper im like wow do they ever leave the bathroom??

Moxiclean :

what about a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter...

lu :

dragonflyᖭི༏ᖫྀ 🌘 :

this reads like animal crossing dialogue

gia 🪐🪐 :

the town oracle

SQ_Minion :

don't even get me started on apples 😂😂😂😂

👣 Dr. Cock 👣 :

when they buy a pringles can and gloves so I know they don't wanna get their hands dirty while eating 😅

FeralCatgirl :

yknow i really dont know

dkirkman478 :

When they buy a water bottle I just know it’s water chugy chug bottle time

uh :

indeed, my fair child you are wise

Lex | #1 R. Lee Ermey fan 🎖️ :

a loaf of bread, a container of milk & a stick of butter

girlgnome :

Coteandco :

I always joke that if I was a cashier I would purposefully guess WAY wrong. If the cart has Spaghetti, sauce, Parmesan…. Ohhhhh wow are you baking cookies today???

Lorean :

as a cashier this is why my position requires much more knowledge than people assume. ill tell you why below