@senzerules: you best start believing in cyberpunk stories- you’re in one #dystopian #kalshi #fyp #cnn #skit

doogie :

But the cofounder is a billionaire girlboss!!! Do you NOT want women to succeed?

Smitty Cent :

We live in hell but not the cool kind

Hillary Fay :

What stage of capitalism takes advantage of gambling addiction???

0rbital 🔻 :

recession indicator

Astrophel :

The world is my casino

cheddar :

i hate markets i hate markets i hate markets i hate markets

rakris :

SAMMY DEARBORN :

No I deadass had to double take when they referenced the kalshi predictive market during a piece on a 7th congressional election

Big Brain 🧠 :

i thought kalshi was a cereal ..?

Neckbeardicus :

This is a joke right? This has to be a joke

pd :

Reminder that Donald Trump Jr. is an advisor for Kalshi 🚨🚨

Eric :

Should actually be illegal it is not regular old gambling

Alex Duran :

every time I think we hit rock bottom we hit rock bottom again

_ANDRADE._04 :

This will naturally bring The Running Man to life. I give it 5-10 years

Cheeeeds :

Legitimizing gambling on lives 🥰

BobcatDance :

I am so sick of how integrated gambling has become into EVERYTHING I do not want to place bets on this shit I don’t need ESPN to run their own sports book surely having multiple generations of ppl (and statistically mostly men) get addicted to gambling will have NO REPERCUSSIONS I hate it so much

ethelm1203 :

God help us.

MalikonBoost :

Bro every kalshi ad I’ve ever seen has ALWAYS been low tier ai Garbo like they couldn’t get a literal group of guys to cheer “KALSHI WOOO” so they ai generated it, I THOUGHT IT WAS A SCAM AI APP JUST SPAMMING MY YOUTUBE ADS TILL LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO ✌💀

Chris :

the people in charge of reporting the news are now in bed with the people running betting markets on current events? what could go wrong??

ChamoyBoy33 :

Kalshi is the same company that seems to be paying for millions of AI ads on YT and TT, truly giving demonic vibes.

so_far_left :

You should make a parody version next

ATF Enjoyer :

Never forget that Kalshi brought on Don Jr. as an advisor following the election

Chris :

What stops someone from doing something news worthy and then put a ton of money on kalshi and decide the outcome

CaesarNotDead🇵🇸🍉 :

I’m sorry W H A T

Erin Fitzpatrick :

I thought this was about Kashi cereal