Jesus: now I will be reading from the book of kings... verse... 6-7
*someone in the audience snickers*
Jesus: FOUND YOU TED, YOU GOTTA GO HOME MAN
2025-12-05 00:28:32
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ramona flowers ! :
And so dapping up was invented because someone saw Jesus dapping up that guy
2025-12-05 02:27:39
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Abigail :
"But Jesus can I get a selfie with you before I go?"
"sure everyone will think it's ai."
2025-12-05 07:32:00
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teal🍉 :
Saw a comic where he was preaching in Aramaic and then just turns, stares at the traveler and says in plain English “leave.” dude I’d shit
2025-12-05 02:09:55
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chadpie :
jesus: *trips times traveler*
time traveler: OH JESUS CHRIST
jesus:
2025-12-05 02:04:17
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Tyrone actually :
jesus looking at the time traveler’s feet just to find bro wearing nike slides painted brown
2025-12-05 09:32:15
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k3njir0 :
if we actually traveled back in time Jesus would have said "you're not supposed to be here" in perfect english
2025-12-05 05:05:01
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Callsign_Snip-Snip77 :
*Jesus greets his disciplines*
Jesus: sup twin 🤝
Tommy: wait...
Jesus: get yo ahh home tommy
2025-12-05 01:47:51
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Shimizu Hinako 🦊 :
"Psst, hey Jesus? that guy right there is gonna betray you"
2025-12-05 10:12:52
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Basil☦️🇬🇷 :
like this maybe
2025-12-04 22:28:38
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Seth Cursio :
Someone needs to make a movie about Jesus being the time police, that’s just hilarious.
2025-12-05 01:23:45
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Asia Wasia🤍 :
Me doing this everytime he does a miracle
2025-12-04 23:21:05
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the thespian :
Time traveler when caught by Jesus:
2025-12-05 00:53:43
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Bruce Lush :
Is it offensive that I laugh at this while being an atheist?
2025-12-05 00:29:35
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Ethan and 8,214 others :
This guy makes me forget I’m atheist sometimes 😭
2025-12-05 02:30:00
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pickleboi47 :
I mean technically you wouldn't be able to travel that far cuz the time machine wouldn't have been invented yet. You cannot travel where there are no roads
2025-12-05 07:11:25
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Ezzyboi :
plot twist
Jesus: right on time welcome Tommy
Tommy: 😐
2025-12-04 23:16:02
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𝐎𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐧 :
This is vine worthy content right here
2025-12-05 12:04:53
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The Aguedans :
Jesus ministries:
-heal the sick
-feeding people
-cast demons
-catching time travellers
2025-12-05 01:06:25
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Default Name :
You have spent days spying on him, thinking you weren't noticed, then as you get back to the time machine, you look in the rear view mirror and Jesus is in the back seat like "leaving us so soon?"
2025-12-05 07:20:39
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