As a former teacher, I can confirm that your kids not only hear everything but they will tell their teacher and classmates the worst possible version of the story.❤
2025-07-07 03:40:15
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marianne✨ :
I affectionately call my husband “sl*t”. Yelled out “Sl*t, lunch is ready!” My then 4 yr old goes “Sl*t’s outside!” 💀💀
2025-07-07 15:53:58
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hcrook9503 :
You both have a lot of great stories, but this one is one of my favorites! 😂
2025-07-19 01:57:53
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Lola Salter :
I am convinced you guys definitely have garden sessions before these convos 🤣😂
2025-07-07 04:29:06
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ElleListic 🇨🇦 :
10 years from now: KidChats 😄
2025-07-07 07:36:14
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Iriegirlmama :
The first time I truly realized how much little kids soak in was when while driving someone swerved into our lane, barely missing hitting us, and before I could respond my then 3 year old yelled from the backseat "Pick a lane, donkey!"
2025-07-08 00:06:37
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stephanie_villers :
Your three year old having comedic timing like this is a win. When she repeats it to a teacher Godspeed.
2025-07-07 11:54:00
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NursePam06 :
You’re raising a comedian 😂😂😂
2025-07-07 12:53:36
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Jacoby Crane :
Parenting mistake ❌
Epic parenting ✅
2025-07-18 05:38:31
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Amy Knutson :
AND she’s using it in the right context too?!?
2025-07-07 03:43:28
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Hey_denly :
“This one tops the cake” while eating cake 😂
2025-07-07 05:19:36
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Butter🦋 :
I love how she brought you to the drawer, opened it, and then laid the joke out 🤣
2025-07-07 05:14:41
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sletarte106 :
My 6yo asked my doctor "Did you hear that duck?" after she silently farted during my recent appointment. Her dad thought it was funny to start saying that after he farted so she started doing it too
2025-07-07 12:49:38
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justabitbatty :
she's using proper context & delivery. I call that a parenting win
2025-07-07 11:22:24
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Maggie🍂 :
Bring this up at their wedding 😂😂
2025-07-07 13:37:38
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lorrainelafferty7 :
I love that this is ranch baby. 🥰
2025-07-07 06:30:20
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all_about_astro² :
Our 2½ yr old daughter was receiving speech therapy & could say 20 words. She overheard her FATHER drop the F 💣 while we were preparing to see HIS parents 3 states away & her 21st word was practiced every 5 miles 🤦♀️
2025-07-07 11:50:03
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Sarah Boerma :
Every time when my kids annoy me I want to insult them with a “your mom” line. But I’m the mom. 😏 So maybe I will switch to this.
2025-07-07 04:02:26
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valaryon :
are you acquainted with tom cardy's H.Y.C.Y.B.H? it might be the new hit song in your house.
2025-07-07 07:00:39
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⛈️~amber~⛈️ :
In my house it's "how was dinner". The obligatory response is "it'll make a turd". We've been saying it since we were kids. My husband grew up an only child. I'm the oldest of 4. Poor guy.
2025-07-07 07:19:17
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Misty :
Yes to the teacher comments. We hear EVERYTHING from home. But we hear the embellished version. My deal every year is that I won’t believe everything they tell me about home if parents promise not to believe everything they hear about school. lol.
2025-07-07 18:27:06
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Andrea Clem :
I have teenagers and they are so funny and it often results in me looking at my husband and saying “I’m not sure if we are terrible parents or great parents” 🤷🏻♀️🤣 Time will tell but we will laugh the whole way there!
2025-07-07 05:27:54
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Catie :
If it makes you feel better, when my son was 3, he used to tell everyone (literally everyone. Cashiers. The mail carrier. The next door neighbor.) his uncle’s favorite number was 69 because he overheard the last half of a joke his uncle was telling someone at a family event 🫠🫠🫠
2025-07-07 04:16:49
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Evenstar :
When he was about 3, we took my son in a field trip to a wildlife conservancy. As we pulled up to the bear enclosure, he piped up with "What's this fucking place?" My husband was choking trying not to laugh out loud and I was trying to control my face while I told him that's a grownup word and not to say it. I immediately texted my sister, who was there too and she pulled up beside us laughing her as off
2025-07-07 07:25:10
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jana.warrior.angel :
This is 100% a parenting WIN! 🏆 🤣👏😆
2025-07-07 04:08:08
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